Please come get your cousin!

They're HUGE in Europe

For anyone who has been watching the pathetic attempt by the surviving Jackson brothers to milk the death of their beloved and much more talented brother Michael, you know that for at least one episode, Tito was pimping his children and trying to convince them that the time was ripe to release a new album.

Tito's children, Tariano, Taryll and TJ, were known in the mid-90s as 3T, a trio of tight-bodied, light-skinn'ded young brothas (all with serious cases of gayface) who could sort-of sing. According to Tito, everytime he goes to Europe, he is inundated with questions about when 3T is going to release another CD.

Unfortunately, the tite and toned teen trio is no more. In their place is a trio of slightly balding and a little pudgy late-20 and 30-somethings. That said, I would still hit it with a glittery single white glove.

Now lets all pinch our nipples together with this walk down memory lane...

How far can you go down the road...

before its too late to turn back?

Chance Nalley, the man pictured above, is a 7th-grade school teacher in NYC who invited his students to hs commitment ceremony. That is a brave thing for him to do. Even better, many of his students, and their parents (largely black and hispanic) will attend. Wonderful! Oh, and Mr. Nalley identifies himself as bisexual.

(Cue record scratch) Really gurl?

Bisexuality is nothing more than a convenient waystation to gayness. It allows one to acknowledge one's admiration of the dick while proclaiming love of the pussy (at least in theory). Most so-called bisexuals are rarely seen with people of the opposite sex (hence the "in theory"). 

Well Miss Nalley (um... he has GAYFACE!!!!) is marrying a man, so why is he still calling himself bisexual. Honey, that train left a station a long time ago!

again, REALLY gurl!!!!

Effie White is marrying a Punk

This will not end well. Academy Award winning actress Jennifer Hudson is engaged to marry her boyfriend of less than a year. I have two words for Ms. Hudson... Prenuptial Agreement.

If this man looks familiar, it's because he is David Otunga, better known to America as Punk, one of the contestants on I Love New York. Now before you all start talking about how he is Harvard-educated and all that, ask yourself this: How well was that education working for him that he starred on a show that was the antithesis of all that Harvard stands for (that would be intelligence, common sense, and couth, among other things)?

Plus, let's keep it real. He has gayface. He looks like Al Reynolds more attractive cousin (and we KNOW how well his marriage worked out). I will also add that he is kind of an F-list celebrity media whore. What better way to work you way up to C+/B- territory than to marry an Oscar-winning actress singer who's star is on the rise.

Sounds like a beard to me.

Star Jones, get your ass in here and talk to JHud, please!