I'm back!!!

Hey y'all, Mother is back. The vacation was wonderful. I got a sunburn on my scalp and now it's peeling. Not a very good look.

By the way...

Did you know that John McCain was in the military?

We'll get to Sarah Palin tomorrow, but why does she look like Karen Walker? I half expected Rosario to come out . Listen, lady!

P.S., Whatever the hell John McCain's mother is drinking, they need to bottle that shyt. She looks better at 96 than alot of people do at 60.