Walking on my Lips...

Fresh from Bryant Park...

How can you look at this and not say its a hot mess? Now Mother is not exactly a fashionista, but really!

Yes, I know he is an artiste, and yes, I know he is a winner of Project Runway, but come on, does he really expect people to take him seriously when he looks like something that you just vomited up? Now as a person of substance myself, I am all for Big Gurls Runway, but the outfit is completelt unflattering. If I hired someone to design me a couture gown suit and he came in looking like this, I would show him the door.

Speaking of hot messes and Project Runway, Senorita Gap Tooth is back, complete with gingham shirt, SUSPENDERS, and that gawd-awful conducters hat. At least we can thank goodness that it's not mesh. I'd still fuck him though.

Thanks to Project Rungay for the pics.

Random Musings...

...If I am really keeping it real, the only interest I have in the summer Olympics is Track and Field, and its not to see who has the fastest times around the track.

...David Archuleta, American Idol runner-up and the stuff molester-y dreams are made of, told OK Magazine that he is looking for his someone special. "She has to be fun, have respect for herself and be adventurous," he told the magazine at the Teen Choice Awards, adding, "and she has to have a penis!"

...Oh Jerrell, why do I hate you so? Is it your frail bird-like chest you insist on showing whenever possible? Is it your your atrocious personal fashion, or is it your atrocious designs? Get into the frock he thought our female Olympians should wear to the opening cermonies.

This is why we will never rise as a people!

Today on the subway, I saw a woman wearing a rhinestone studded watch with picture of Barack Obama on its face. VERY classy.