On Vacation

Off to Turks and Caicos and the Bahamas.

Back in a week.

Does the G stand for Gay?

One of my good Bristas, Derrick (check out his blog), was telling me about this show on MTV called "Gs to Gents." He thinks its the gayest show on TV. Of course that piqued my interest so I decided to check it out.

I did keekee a little when one of the guys was getting his wig split getting his hair braided and he raised his arm and the pits were shaved. I don't mean the hair was short. No, Miss Thing's pits were perfectly smooth. Not only that, but Shotta's (yes, that's what they call her. Real name: Durrell) eyebrows were snatched FA LYFE!

It may or may not be the gayest show, I'll let Derrick plead that case. Overall, this show made my brain hurt, so unless they start getting naked, I plan to tune out.

What's done in the dark...

always, ALWAYS comes to light!!! Didn't your mother always tell you that, and wasn't she always right?

Why can't these politicians get this through their thick skulls? Did John Edwards really think that no one would ever find out about his affair? Just imagine where we would be if history had unfolded differently and he were the presumptive nominee on Friday when he made his announcement? We would be up shit's creek that's where, with a nominee who's moral credibility is shattered and whose wife is dying of terminal cancer.

John McCain would have been able to spend the next several months painting himself as the candidate of family values, trotting out his evil undead wife to smile and wave condescendingly to adoring throngs of self-riteous "values" voters who are just glad that they dont have to make excuses for why they aren't voting for the half-nigger, the woman or the adulterer.

To think I almost voted for this asshole. Yes, I say asshole because he potentially put my (and your) future in jeopardy because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants and then didn't have the balls to own up to it until it was too late. The stakes are very high here and we can't afford shit like this.

Mr. Edwards, I am very disappointed in you and I will never believe another word that comes out of your mouth. Now go somewhere and sit down, you stupid son of a bitch!